Women arent complex creatures...or are they??

WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm . This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)  Loud Sigh:  This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)  That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a
'whatever').

(8)  Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying  ____ YOU!

(9)  Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.




(taken from internet..recently)